Ancient Order of the Bagel Eaters Up to the Same Old Same Old
Honorable Rabbi: Shumuley Dollargrab-Miserkike Oy veh! Amalek doesn't like our war! Such disrespect, that we have given them the right to die with honor. That they don't want to be killed by those goyim arabs, their bodies collected, and drained of blood for our purim cakes! That's why no coffins in the media, they might get the wrong idea when we are the first to arive to smell fresh goyim gold, red gold! They're blood gets savored on our chosen tongues, to be an honor I tell you. Mmm, young Goyim blood, so sweet, not a drop wasted.